Saturday, 10 February 2024

Super Clarty Super Fun

 

Glenn Johnstone
Playing on my Silverback Synergy Fat Bike

Everything pre-sorted the night before for this mornings mini adventure. To be honest when I checked the weather yesterday I wasn't sure I would be heading out for a ride with John & Peter, I'm getting soft in my old age.

I messaged John telling him I would have a look out my window early on and make a decision based on A. The weather and B. If I could be arsed. Anyhoo I was up relatively early, peered out of the window and thought it didn't look bad and I felt up for it.

I had already chosen my weapon of choice, and as such had fitted the tendons to my Bartlett Tendon. I had decided to take my Silverback Synergy Fat Bike. My other bikes are in need of some TLC, my old Ibis is a bit of a dog and needs pulling out of the shed and servicing. My Sandman Hoggar, which I love hasn't been used in a while either. Not sure I would have got all the way around on that bike, as man the Surly Tires fitted drag like hell.  My Orbea Gain gravel bike wasn't suitable for where we planned, so it came down to the trusty Silverback Fat. You see now that I am down to 6 bikes it's very clear I need to restock my stable so that I have a choice dependent on conditions and what I intend to do LoL.

And to that I am still on the fence about a Santa Cruz Heckler SL and recently I have been looking at an Orbea Laufey H-LTD 2024 which is an analogue 29'er.

Orbea Laufey H-LTD 2024
Orbea Laufey H-LTD 2024

As I mentioned the tyres on My Sandman I may as well tell you about the Shwalbe's fitted to the Silverback. These are absolutely terrible in the mud, how I never fell off today is just pure luck as I was sliding and loosing traction all over.

On to todays mini mud fest. Well 9:00 am arrived and no John or Peter. There I was waiting outside and trying to see up the bank, the fog becoming thicker in the 10 minutes I stood waiting. John then called saying Peter had a puncture in his back wheel and was on trying to fix it. I took the time I was waiting as an opportunity to go across over on to the green opposite our house to clear up a black bin bag which had been left by some scuffy git, the contents strewn all over the grass, empty beer cans and pizza boxes and other various bits and bobs of rubbish. Ern came out to help and  gave me a pair of gloves and one of those picky uppy thingies. After completing my community service John rang again saying Peter had now tried fixing the puncture 3 times, but it just kept going down.

Time to call on the services of Super Ern. Ern and I had a quick rummage in our shed and found two 29'er inner tubes, jumped in Ern's car and headed up to Peters. After inspecting his tyre and wheel and handing Peter one of the new inner tubes he went about installing it. "What do you mean Peter you don't have any tyre levers"? Peter then tried using two spoons. Upon going to inflate the tyre "Psssssssssss"! "Ok lets go down to ours and try the other tube down there as we have more gear"  

Yay it stayed up

Down home Ern removed the tube Peter had just put in, Peter must have nipped the tube a there were two small nicks... Damn spoons. Ern and I then had a go at putting in another new tube and although it was a faff and really hard to get the tube in without being nipped, the tyre appearing to wide for the skinny little rims, we eventually managed and the tyre stayed up. Moral of the story "get some tyre levers, oh and a track pump".

Ok we were off, heading down the street and going up to the farmers trail. 

Heading to No Place and then Beamish.

Farmers Trail 

Glenn Johnstone

Me and Peter coming up the muddy farmers trail

Going into Beamish Woods and having a little play. I took John & Peter to where the jumps and berms had been put in. Quite a bit of pushing up the hills as they were slippy as hell with mud and  roots.

Glenn Johnstone
Pleased I put my long Endura pants on today

Glenn Johnstone
The Stream was pretty high today 

John

All the fallen leaves looked pretty

I had a quick bash at coming over one of the drop offs and John who was acting camera man with his fancy Apple phone got some decent shots today. 

Beamish Woods

Glenn Johnstone
Love not acting my age

Useless Fat Tyres with no grip at all

Following on from Beamish and having traversed the trail at the top of the woods, we then got on to a off road section that would bring us to the main road, and we headed as if going towards Sunnyside. I was pretty tired, however just kept plodding away, until we got back on ayet another off road trail that would take us towards Tanfield Railway.

A little plays in the puddles at this point.

Nowt like playing in puddles

Glenn Johnstone
Don't think the old dears where impressed with me playing

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Peter having fun

Once opposite Tanfield Railway's car park, we headed along the Causey Arch Road and to the picnic area and took the trail towards Tanfield, riding along past the Industrial estate and  up on to the C2C and from there home.

This burn was hand dug out and is really steep at yon side

I said my goodbyes to the lads and when I got home was he my bike. Ern and I had a Quick Look at my Race Face dropper seat post as it had been sticking throughout my ride, then. went indoors. My dad had got me an allay breakfast. I had a  lovely hot shower got me clothes back on and the wolfed down the breakfast which I was really ready for.

A very enjoyable ride, even if my old bones are slightly aching a bit.

Thursday, 1 February 2024

TMFF - The Monthly Film Festival -January Winner for the Documentary of the Month.

 Wow! Super excited for everyone involved in the making of "Meet The Local Hero" which has won another award over at the TMFF - The Monthly Film Festival. The award was for the Documentary of the month. Things are going super well and we are hopefully just getting started as the film has been entered into a lot more Film Festivals.

Meet The Local Hero - Glenn Johnstone
Me in the woods during shooting

 

Meet The Local Hero - Glenn Johnstone_Teaser from This Is Insomnia on Vimeo.

The short documentary which is based around my passion for riding and how I went from a fit and healthy 27 year old, working a regular job as a postman to being diagnosed with a giant cell tumour and eventually amputation of my Right leg, after over a decade of battling to not only save my limb, but also my sanity.

The short story tries to encompass the feelings of rising up from the darkest depths to then climb up step by step and face new and exciting challenges and reclaim a life. With the support of my amazing dad and people who saw something in me.

Both my dad and myself cannot thank everyone involved in the making of this film, it was such a privilege to be asked to take part.

I have been described as "Irrepressible" I would like to think I took control of my life back. My wish is that this short documentary will go on to inspire other people not to give up, to follow their dreams and goals and continue on their own journey doing the things that bring them happiness.

Checkout TMFF 

Wednesday, 31 January 2024

Decisions Decisions - The Chicken and the Egg

 I have a few dilemmas going on, let me explain. After parting ways with my Specialized Turbo Levo eBike, which I had had for about 4 years, a bike which was a fairly trusty companion and I really enjoyed riding, well I have not replaced her. 

Do I need another bike? specifically an eBike. My answer would be, "If I am going to get another bike, it most certainly would be of the electric variety".

My reasoning... Well as an above knee amputee, whilst I can ride an ordinary analogue bike, if I go out a few days in a row I find I am thoroughly knackered. Where as on an eBike I can use as little or as much assist and I am able to get out more regularly. It's not cheating as the majority of the time I rode my Specialized in Eco mode, it just kind of gave me my leg back.

Anyhoo whether to get a new bike is not the end of my dilemmas. There are a whole host of things to consider. I mean it's not just do I get an eBike, it's which one, do I go for a full power or opt for one of these new Mid Power bikes? And a big part of also getting a new ride is Wow they cost quite a few dabllons. The price of eBikes has shot up. The equivalent to my Specialized is now £1000 more expensive that when I purchased my bike. Also technology has moved on, as I see you can get bikes with wireless shifting, this being available on the AXS version of the Heckler.

I think I have it down to two candidates, either a Santa Cruz Heckler SL in Magenta and a size XL, more on the sizing in a moment or do I go for the Orbea Rise and get a model at the same price point. With the Orbea Rise you appear to get a lot more bang for your buck, and I see Orbea is offering a free range extender on some models. They come with top end kit and can be customised with colour and various parts.

 

Santa Cruz Heckler SL
Santa Cruz Heckler SL

Santa Cruz Heckler SL
Santa Cruz Heckler SL

Orbea Rise
Orbea Rise

Orbea Rise
Orbea Rise

With the Santa Cruz bikes I think you are paying top dollar for a boutique name. That said the Santa Cruz SL has had some really good reviews and apparently is top in its class for power and range.

Back to the sizing for the Santa Cruz. I am a tad over 6 feet, so I am between sizes Large and X - Large. I popped into Start Cycles a couple of weeks ago and got the chance to see a Santa Cruz Heckler SL in all its glory. A beautiful looking bike, the model on display was a XXL. One of Starts customer advisers Rhys was on hand to have a chat about the Santa Cruz and using a neat website called Geometry Geeks, he was able to see how a Santa Cruz Nomad which they had on display in a size XL compared to the Heckler. I was then invited to have a sit on the Nomad. Whilst the Nomad felt totally different to my Specilaized, it was a fairly comfortable fit, so this helped me decide if I went for a Santa Cruz Heckler an XL would be the best fit.

Okay so why the title Chicken and the Egg. Well more dilemmas. I mean for you "Norms" out there who don't have a limb missing it's a bit more simple, just save up and go and buy a bike. However for me I need a prosthetic limb to be able to ride my bike, and I am not talking just any knee. Nope my knee of choice as anyone who reads my waffle will know is the Bartlett Tendon. My current BTK is getting on a bit and starting to snap bolts, tendons and its rattling like hell in the frame where it is wearing. I mean fair play to this knee I have been riding 1531 consecutive days, and that is just when I started keeping track, so the knee gets a lot of use.

Bartlett Tendon Infinity Knee G3
Bartlett Tendon Infinity Knee G3

A new knee is almost the same price as a new bike, and that is not including a new socket, something else I could do with as mine at the moment is way to big and my leg keeps slipping off. 

So as you can see, or rather read lol. I may be able to finance a new bike, no way I can stump up all the cash in one go, however then if my knee gives up the ghost not be able to ride it. Or I could attempt to finance a new knee, possibly socket, however then not have a nice shiny new bike.

Or I could just not buy either, sit on my ass all day and watch day time TV, feel sorry for myself and become a couch tattie. Fuck that it's just not in my Dna. Im way too proactive for that. I will continue moving forward and guess figure things out, whilst looking at bike porn online and rattling away riding on my current knee.