Anyhoo moving on to this piece of bizarre writing, well here it is...
Buddy Christ my plastic friend
I’m
not a religious fellow. I don’t keep to any faith.
Preferring
to just live my life, trusting in the fickle finger of fate.
Others
may try to convince me, to lead a different path.
I listen and learn and respect their views, however remain upon my fence.
I listen and learn and respect their views, however remain upon my fence.
I’m
not swayed by any one true god. I guess when my time comes,
I’ll
burn in hell for not making a choice, a risk I’m willing to take.
I do
have one special spiritual friend, he sits upon my desk.
He
watches over me all the time, but doesn’t offer much advice.
He
points at me as if to say “your da man” and lightens up my day.
My
little plastic Buddy is very, very cool.
When I am down, he cheers me up and bolsters my resolve.
When I am down, he cheers me up and bolsters my resolve.
I
often wonder what he would say, if he came to life.
He appears such a happy chap as he points and gives me a friendly nod.
He appears such a happy chap as he points and gives me a friendly nod.
I
forgot to mention he has a bobbly head that moves upon a spring.
One
flick of this and he jiggles, an answer to all my thoughts.
My little
friend is special to me. I have had him for a while.
I
bought him from an on-line shop.
So
chances are that he has travelled further than you or I.
Obviously
when you see him, you will recognise his face.
But
just because I have him, like I have mentioned,
Doesn't mean I hold to any faith.
I just like to have him around as he is one awesome dude.
My little plastic Buddy Christ, who bobbles at my command.
Will I convert to religion, No I am afraid I am not a fan.
Doesn't mean I hold to any faith.
I just like to have him around as he is one awesome dude.
My little plastic Buddy Christ, who bobbles at my command.
Will I convert to religion, No I am afraid I am not a fan.