Thursday, 4 August 2022

Here's A Start...

I got my hands on my little Abarth 595 Competizione on the 19th of July, and I have already given in to the urge to modify the wee car.


As I perused the interwebs gaining knowledge about the car and what mods were, both beneficial and aesthetically pleasing, I came across an induction kit from 500 Madness. This company is based in the US, and it was not until I emailed them about their kit that I learned the US market cars use a 1.4 Multi-Air variant of the engine, whilst the UK, EU and I believe Australia uses the 1.4 T-Jet motor.
 

Unfortunately, the 500 Madness Induction system would not fit my wee car. The reason I liked it was because it came with a pretty cool engine cover, that just finished the job off in my opinion.

500 madness Induction Kit
500 madness Induction Kit

I noticed a lot of people were using the Forge induction kit. It looks very well finished off, a quality bit of kit, and sounds pretty aggressive, it was just the fact that I did not really want to cut my car's scuttle panel. I know it is not a big deal. It was also the fact, again in my opinion when the car's engine cover/regular air filter is removed, well the engine looks kind of bare.

 

Forge Induction Kit
Forge Induction Kit

So after much searching, I discovered GT Tuning's offering. I know GT Tuning have been around quite sometime, as I can recall back in the day when I had my BMW Mini's, GT Tuning offered some good bits of tuning gear.

 
GTT Cold Air Induction Kit
GTT Cold Air Induction Kit

Anyhoo I ordered the Cold Air Induction kit online from GT Tuning's website, selecting the colour of the engine cover and hoses, and it arrived yesterday, and was waiting for me as I got in from work. 

Just awaiting the finishing touch, a cool looking Abarth badge to put on the engine cover.
 

Abarth Badge
Ordered an Abarth Badge off of eBay for the engine cover

A quick cuppa, then I was out under the bonnet of the wee Abarth. I still haven't found a name for the little car, I am sure something will come to me soon.

I followed the provided instructions, which were pretty informative and accurate. I dropped a couple of things down the front of the car by accident, a hose clamp and a washer during the removal/fitting of the air filter. It was a right pain getting them out from the under tray, but a combination of a bicycle spoke, a magnet and a one of those grabber type devices soon recovered each part that I had dropped.

Two of the most difficult parts of the process were  firstly removing the original air filter along with the engine cover. This was mainly because I had never taken one off before, and I didn't want to break or snap anything. When I read in the GTT instructions about watching you don't break the peg on the back of the manifold, I was kind of double-checking I had removed everything, before I had to give the air filter and engine cover a decent pull to get it off its rubber mounts. There are two of them, and as long as you pull up evenly, you don't put any undue force on the rear peg on the manifold.

The second part that took sometime was in installing the GTT induction kit and getting it to line up with the two notches on the engine cover and around the oil filler neck. Once my dad and I had figured this out, Oh! I forgot to mention, I had called on Ern's expertise as I don't fully trust my skills the rest of fastening up the kit was easy, that included popping the small provided filter in place on the what I think is the inlet pipe, I may be wrong, anyhoo it went on with a rubber hose and two hose pipe clamps.

I then jumped in the car, well rather manoeuvred my self in, something I have found is that it can be quite awkward getting into the car due to my prosthetic socket and the high sided Sabelt seats. I don't want to wreck the side of the seats as I get in and out due to my stupid socket.

Once in the car, I started her up and allowed her to tick over. To be honest, the car doesn't sound any different whilst sat in her, either in normal or sports mode. I am hoping the filter will just allow her to breathe more easy, as the original filter I have read is quite restrictive.

All in all happy with this first mod, it looks neat, hasn't made the car obnoxious to live with, as I now use this wee car as a daily for work, I mean I probably only do just over a hundred or so miles per week.

I like the fact the car has a valved exhaust, and you can bimble along fairly quietly, yet put the car in ASBO mode when you feel like being a bit of a hooligan, whereas Grandma my GSR Beetle is permanently in hooligan mode and on a longer drive can make your ears pop as her exhaust drones.

Anyhoo now more saving to do as I have a few more mods I would like to do to the wee Abarth.



Thursday, 28 July 2022

Getting lost in Beamish

 I had no real plans for my days off, so it was a lovely surprise when my mate John Whatsapp'd me to ask did I fancy a tootle out on the bikes.

Glenn  Johnstone Farmers Trail
Farmer's Trail
 

I message John back telling him I couldn't be faffed with attaching my Bartlett Tendons, so I would be using my Orbea Cyclo X bike, so we would have to plan a route taking this bike and not one of my mountain bikes. John was happy with this, he just wanted to get out for a little while.


As I went to sort my gear out, I couldn't find my Race Face shower jacket. It's a handy thin bright Orange stowable pullover type affair. I then recalled I had left it in the back of Grandma my Bug, so I had a ride down to her garage, opened up the garage and grabbed my jacket from her boot. Whilst I was there, I started Grandma up, just making sure her battery wasn't flat. I have to take Grandma to the dent doctor on the 5th August as she has managed to get a dent in her... I hasten to add AGAIN! In exactly the same place. This was whilst she was sitting up in our backyard having her new brakes fitted just the other week.


Anyhoo gear sorted I had a leisurely ride up Durham Road, using my Orbea Gain on Max assist, level 3, as well... I can.

I didn't have long to wait for John, as he had been dropping his daughter off at school. I told John I had forgotten my bike pump and that on the way up, my tyres felt a little soft, so we headed back down to mine and I retrieved my pump and put some air in my tyres.

Then we were off heading for the Farmer's Trail, to No Place and then down into Beamish, passing the top end of Beamish Museum, dropping down to the Museums farm and past Beamish Golf course. We turned onto the trail opposite Beamish Hall and continued up through the woods, till we came to the road that can either take you to Sunnyside or Lamsley. We headed Left as if going to Sunnyside, however detoured along another trail and headed for Hedley Hall Woods and the car park.

John and the Woodsman
John and the Woodsman

John taking pictures
John taking pictures
 

Going through the car park, we were soon on the newly constructed pathway at Hedley Hall Woods and followed a route to where I wanted to show John the sculptures that had been installed. We then did a spot of off-roading down a trail that was rather overgrown, so much, so I ended taking us a different way to what I had planned, as I couldn't see the trail. I also fell off at one point as the undergrowth was so long, and I lost sight of the trail and went down a dodgy bit that was obscured. I wasn't going fast, so no harm done, and both John and I had a laugh about it.

Glenn Johnstone
Glenn

Glenn Johnstone
Undergrowth got a lot thicker

Glenn Sculpture
At one of the weird sculptures
 

Finally, I figured out where we were, we had done a large loop and actually came out at the pond we had not long ago passed at Beamish. We rode a little further, then I saw what looked like another nice off-road trail, amongst the trees. It was the sculpture trail, sure I have been on it before, so I led John up that way. It wasn't long before the trail became more difficult to see which way to go, as the undergrowth crept in, and before long we were off pushing our bikes. The tress then started to get thicker and the terrain muddier and steeper.

 

Duck

Glenn Knackered
 Knackered after all this fighting with weeds and pushing

Low tree Branches
Low tree branches

Glenn Johnstone
John thought we were going for a ride, not a hike

I just appear to have this knack of getting us lost close to home. More pushing ensued, and we were both bad laughing as we were trying to avoid getting nettled, plodging through mud and then there were the really low tree branches and the slippery slopes both up and down. I kept getting my prosthetic foot snagged in the under growth, so the majority of the time I was tripping all over and in a constant battle to get anywhere. Eventually we came to an area after climbing a rather large bankside and John said "It's a dead end, no one has been this way". As I got to the top of the bank and surveyed the area John was right, the plants were like waist high and I couldn't see a path. Sod it I am not going all the way back I thought, so I spurred  us on, and we made our own kind of path.

Man with a spade
Man with a spade
 

Yay! We must have been going in the right direction as we came back onto a trail at the top of yet another steep bankside, and we were back in Hedley hall Woods where we had already ridden.

Finding our way and heading back home was easy now, and that's what we did, a nice spin along the Causey Arch on the new tarmacked path, well until it ran out. Then up towards Shield Row, and we got on the C2C all the way up until the turn-off for Iceland at Stanley.

John popped into Gregg's for a couple of Gregg's dummies, mind you, he came out with a bag that looked like it would last a week. And that is another mini adventure completed.

Tuesday, 19 July 2022

Got Myself A New Ride...

So following on from Tango my old Smart car deciding to die on me last week, I have spent a somewhat stressful and what I thought was going to be a fairly depressing week searching for a replacement car.


A good few months ago I had toyed with the idea of thinning out my fleet of cars and getting rid of both Myrtle my old 65 VW Bug and Tango my wee Smart Car. I had been checking out the Abarth 595's. I know the little hot hatch isn't for everyone, but I really liked the styling, and the small form factor, and it would have suited my purposes ideally, a big bonus being that the little car was available in an automatic, something I need due to the whole missing leg situation.

Anyhoo I put the idea on the back burner, that was until Tango became poorly, and then the decision was kind of made up for me. And so my search began. I thought it would be easy, just locate the exact model I was after, which was the Abarth 595 180 bhp Competzione MTA, I mean come on there would be loads of them for sale right? Errrr wrong. I wanted as new a car as I could possibly afford, and when I began searching, I discovered 5 on Autotrader. Yeah! That's right 5. I contacted 3 of the dealers, all of whom gave me a courtesy call back and went on to send me various video's of their cars. Two of the dealers were way off from me and their cars were a little out of my budget. There was no movement whatsoever on the cars. Plus, I just couldn't get away with the colour of the interior of one of the cars, a kind of dirty brown.


As I write this, did you know the 2nd hand car market has seen a 32% hike in prices. It's a case of supply and demand, I guess.

Abarth 595 Competzione MTA
Abarth 595 Competzione MTA

Mangoletsi, Knutsford Cheshire, Manchester


One of the dealers, I contacted, was Mangoletsi who have a showroom in Knutsford, Cheshire. They were also the closest to me with a car in stock and at a very good price, when compared to their competitors. I recieved a very friendly courtesy call from the manager George and he arranged for one of his salesmen Isaac to take a few videos of their car and then contact me.


 

 What I liked about Mangoletsi was that there was no pressure sales, and when I asked about the car the sales team were open and honest. I didn't want to jump straight into making a car purchase just for the sake of it, so following watching the video's Isaac had sent over I mulled over my options, admittedly there were not many, these automatic Abarths are a lot harder to get than I thought. That said, the car I had been shown looked in really good nick, so the best thing was to see it in the flesh, so to speak.

 

Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA

Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
Ern checking out the wee car when we got home
 

After some consideration, when Isaac gave me a call back, I told him I would like to come down and have a butchers at his car. Isaac suggested putting down a £250 deposit. Informing me that if I was not totally happy with the car, the deposit would be returned. And so I put in a little annual leave from work and my dad and I drove down to Manchester to view the car today, which is the 19th July.

Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
 

As we arrived at Mangoletsi's showroom, Isaac was just pulling the Abarth around, and he immediately came over to greet me. I guess the leg gives away who I am. It was absolutely sweltering on the forecourt, so we went indoors to the showroom, whilst Isaac grabbed some trade plates. A quick check of my driver's licence, then Isaac handed me the keys to the car, and we went for a test drive.

Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
Little Abarth

I have sat in an Abarth before, however never driven one. It didn't take me long to get to grips with how the car felt. I pretty much knew after having a quick look around the car and the first few auto-gear shifts that it was the one for me. I love the colour it is not in your face, the car sounds awesome with its Record Monza exhaust and the engine, although only a 1.4 turbocharged 4 cylinder, is punchy. The car's seats will take a bit of getting used to, they offer great support, however as many motoring journalists have said they are pretty firm, and you also sit up high in the car. Saying that, my head doesn't touch the roof and I think it is just a case of getting used to a different car. That goes for the suspension too. It is very firm, however the car feels planted. I am quite used to a firmer ride as Grandma my VW Beetle GSR is running on coil overs and quite low.

Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
Interior


Abarth 595 Competzione 70th MTA
Sabelt Seats

After the test drive, it was back into the showroom to pay for the car and I had to sort my insurance out. I must have been on the phone to Adrian Flux for well over 1 and a half hours today, probably 10 minutes of that actually speaking to someone, the rest being on hold.

Abarth 595
Fun little car to drive

I opted to take out a further 1 year's warranty for £400, a  bit of a no-brainer really. The car is registered on a 69 plate, however it is a year 2020 car. Oh! And a very neat touch was that when I viewed the car I asked could Mangoletsi source some Abarth carpets, as when I checked out their video the car didn't appear to have any. That is one of the first things Isaac pointed out, when I went to actually look at the car. As a customer, when details like this are taken care of, well it just makes you feel like you are being looked after.


All the paper work done, Isaac went through what was provided with the car, such as the spare keys, the car's service book and manual and the locking wheel nut in the boot.


My dad and I said our farewells, thanking Isaac as he had looked after us from arriving to leaving and the car was exactly as he had described it. Fantastic service, with a very friendly team and the car I think was at a really good price.


After filling up the wee Abarth... I have yet to think of a name for her, it was off homeward-bound. As I was driving, I recieved a few test messages via my phone. Now I never use my phone whilst driving, what was really cool though was when I was stuck in traffic the Abarth's radio informed me I had some messages. I clicked on the "read" button on the 7-inch touch screen, and the lady hiding in the car's radio actually spoke my messages. Wow! Anyone from a younger generation will think so what, it's old tech. I just thought it was pretty cool, LoL.



Wednesday, 13 July 2022

Farwell to an old friend...

 It has been pretty hot weather the last week or so, I am sure you will all agree. Well on Sunday after finishing a rather warm and sticky day at work I jumped in Tango and headed home. I had both of her windows open as she was roasting inside. I mean, she had been waiting patiently all day for my return in the glaring sun.

I popped her air-con on to help with cooling. I know you shouldn't have the windows open with the air-con on, it was just until things got cooled down as we drove home.

Glenn and Tango the Smart 451
Wow this was 7 years ago the day I bought Wee Tango
 

So off we set on our usual route, with no dramas, Tango running perfectly smooth. It wasn't until I got real near home, just about opposite Humber Hill, when I smelt a burning smell. I thought it was something from outside somewhere.

As I pulled up outside our house and parked over the road on the grass verge and went to get out of Tango, that is when I noticed a small amount of smoke. I originally thought it was coming from my rear drum brakes, however as I inspected my wee car, it soon became apparent it was more of a burning oil type of smell.
 

I had turned her off at this point and went in to get Ern's opinion. Ern came out and suggested we leave Tango to cool, saying "come on, we can go up to the tip and drop off all this garden stuff". We had been on cutting the hedges you see, so had loads of cuttings, in a dumpy bag and wrapped in a tarpaulin.

When we arrived back home, it was still red-hot and Tango was still warm. My dad popped Tangos tail gate and lifted the carpet and protective sound deadening, then released the clip that holds the metal engine tray. We then got a rag and pulled out Tango's dip stick, checking her oil. The oil was up to the recommended level and looked lovely and clean, I mean she is serviced by my dad regularly. We then replaced the dip stick and went around to the front of Tango and checked her coolant level, again it was perfect.

We then had a go at starting Tango, and she just gave off a pitiful little groan... Oh! Dear!

My dad suggested leaving her until the following day, and whilst I was at work, he would investigate further. Upon picking me up from work, my dad let me know that Tangos engine felt "Tight". He had put a socket and wrench on her and tried turning her engine over by hand. She wasn't exactly seized, however she was poorly.


I have had Tango 7 years, and she has been a great little car, ideal for what I needed her for. I was gutted, however at this point I had had enough of spending money on her, I mean just last month I had spent over £500 on new suspension parts a tyre, then had to get her tracking re-done. I decided pretty much there, and then it was time to say farewell.
 

Tango 451 Smart Car
Tango when I first saw her and fell in love with her

Tango 451 Smart Car
I will miss my little Tango

I no longer have a Facebook account, so I used my dads and banged Tango up for a £1,000 on marketplace. Within minutes of the ad going up, I had 9 people contact me. So I was furiously trying to answer everyone's questions. I hate selling stuff, as you either get some numpty trying to bid you down or asking ridiculous questions. Not just that when someone really wants something, and you only have one, it's difficult trying to not come across as a complete dick when someone else buys your gear, and it's gone. Maybe I am too soft, LoL.

Anyhoo within about half an hour of the ad being out, a guy informed me he would be at our house the next morning with cash, and true to his word he arrived, paid for Tango and took her away. I wasn't in, as I was at work. I said my final farewell that morning, which was really sad, I loved that little car and had some good times in her. I hope Colin, her new owner, can repair her, and she sees many more miles of bringing a smile to someone's face.

And so what to do for a car for a run about and for work. I can't possibly use Grandma as she costs a fortune to run, plus she hopefully will be a future classic. I don't want to use Myrtle as well she uses just as much fuel as Grandma, however annoys a lot of people on the road as she is soooo slow and there is the fact she is not ideal to park, and I am still on the fence about her semi-auto clutch adaption. I still get anxious on hills and at junctions at times. Sometimes I can pull away smooth and on other occasions she either cuts out or, like when I was a learner, as if she has kangaroo petrol in her.

Sometime ago I had debated selling both Tango and Myrtle and was checking out an Abarth 595 Competzione. I'd actually love an EsseEsse, however they are hard to get in an auto and a lot more expensive. It sucks being an amputee as I am limited to an auto, and you always seem to have to pay a premium.

Abarth 595 Competzione
Abarth 595 Competzione

Obviously not in the market for a brand-new car, my budget won't extend to that, but something a couple of years old would do the trick. I am also trying to resist the urge of getting a car and modding it. I have already noticed there are loads of nice bits of gear out there for the Abarths Lol



Monday, 11 July 2022

Grandma ... My What Big Brakes You Have !

Well we have finally got around to fitting the bigger brake mod to Grandma, my 2013 Volkswagen Beetle GSR, which happens to be #240 of a production run of 3500 worldwide. Of those 3500 cars produced only 100 were brought to the UK. Of that 100, there were 70 Yellow and Black's and only 30 Platinum Grey and Blacks, so Grandma I suppose is quite a rare car, plus Volkswagen are no longer making the Beetle, so she may become a bit of a collector's car.

Grandma is now 9 years old, approaching ten, and she is in canny good nick. S
tone chips are my biggest annoyance with her, but hey, show me a car without the odd bit of road rash after 10 years. She still turns a few heads, and I think quite a few people get a surprise at just how pokey she is. When I bought her, she was remapped, with a Revo stage 1, and pushing out 264 Bhp. I then got her remapped to a stage 2, along with the Race Cat and DSG gearbox map, so she is now pushing out 290.6 Bhp. Grandma is also running a Revo cold air intake and a Miltek unresonated Cat back exhaust, which sounds pretty good, however can get on your tits when travelling between 50'ish to 60'ish as it drones, so much so at times it makes my ears go funny. The DSG mod is quite fun as when you boot Grandma she has a sort of fart when chaging gears in sport mode Lol.

Anyhoo moving along I will now give you a run down of the brake mod with as much detail as I can, who knows it may help someone out there if, like me, you run into a few teething problems with mixing and matching bits of gear. I will write a complete list at the end for reference purposes, so you can skip to there if you don't want to read my blog... Shame on you, Lol.

OK so the 2013 VW Beetle I think is based on the Mk 6 Golf chassis. I am sure this is correct as I recall the Miltek Cat back system as being off a Mk 6 Golf and also the Revo 200 cell Race Cat from a Golf Mk 6 fitted when i had it fitted down at BTG Performance. Following much research and still being a little unsure, of what exactly would fit, I just decided to bite the bullet and purchase a pair of MK 7 Golf R front calipers, which I got from Flea Bay. They came complete with the carriers and the R badge side plates. I opted for all black to go with my stealth theme.

Grandma VW Beetle GSR
Grandma about to be elevated

Grandma VW Beetle GSR
Had her 4 years now and still love her
 

Saturday, 4 June 2022

I will write this whilst I remember...

This is just a little post, it contains no pictures, and you may not find it interesting.

In March, the 27th to be exact, I caught Covid. Pretty bad timing as I was already off on the sick, due to my socket not fitting, however I was due to return to work and then required a few more weeks off.

Well ever since then I have struggled with fatigue, a very annoying dry cough and the most worrying symptom concentration.

Now normally I would just laugh it off, the forgetfulness, however over the course of the last few weeks it has got considerably worse. 

An example, I had arranged to go and see one of my good friends on Thursday, she lives up at Felton near Alnwick. I have made this trip loads of times, it is easy to get to Felton, as it is straight up the A1 North bound. So how come I ended up 34.4 miles away from Felton, almost in Scotland. I had to call my friend and ask for her postcode. I only realised I was in the wrong place when passing Haggerston Castle and going around two roundabouts, before turning around and heading back South, pulling in to a lay-by and calling my friend.


Travelling back South, for some reason I had it in my head that there was a section of dual carriageway, went to pass a car, and it wasn't until I saw on coming traffic in what I thought was my lane I had to stamp on my brakes and swerve back into my lane. I believe in thanking the Universe for its help and assistance. I gave a big thank you that evening, I can tell you.

Today has been a catalogue of memory and concentration errors. Things like putting my keys in the glovebox of my car, then looking for my keys immediately after to start my car. Putting my disabled badge in its usual place on the sun visor, kept in place by elastic bands, then going shopping with Ern and looking in my glovebox for said badge. Putting a teabag in my cup, going for the milk, then putting another tea bag in and discovering I had put two in when I poured the hot water in. Making a cup of tea without boiling the kettle this morning.


Last week I had a complete mental block after seeing a patient and going to write up my notes. I knew what I had done, but couldn't find the words to type it out.


My dad lost his wallet today, however with some detective work I managed to find it, it must have fallen off the footstool and gone down by the sette, so at least I discovered that Lol

Myrtle's Manifold Malfunction

As I wrote the other week, poor Tango has been laid up after breaking a spring, and then requiring some extensive TLC. She is getting on a bit now, so replacing almost everything suspension wise was the best option, as after all she is my daily go to car for getting to work and back.

So whilst Tango has been out of action I have really enjoyed using Myrtle, my 65 Bug, to potter about in and get me to and from work. I am still getting used to her clutch, so have been experimenting with different routes, not so much going to work, but on my return. So far I have not been brave enough to tackle Watergate Bends LoL.

Anyhoo the other day whilst arriving at work and parking up on Richardson Road I decided to air Myrtle out. It's fun seeing the wee car sitting on the deck as she looks tiny compared to more modern cars, and she gets some admiring glances.


I used my mobile phone and the Airlift Performance App installed and selected my low height preset, which is "0" psi in all four corners. This is when I noticed that 3 of the bags had completely aired out, however my driver's side rear was still reading around 20 to 30 psi. As I had to go into work, I just had to leave Myrtle.


When I finished work upon getting in Myrtle, I used the AirLift controller which I have situated inside Myrtle's glovebox. I selected my high preset, which is roughly 95 psi all around. I noticed that the two front bags went up to the preset pressures, as did the passenger rear, however the driver's side bag was bobbing up and down on the controller screen, going way past 95 psi and then dropping back down to a lower pressure.


Fortunately I was able to drive Myrtle home and upon arriving at our street get over the giant speed bumps...fucking hate those things.

I then had a little mess around with the controller as Myrtle stood in our backyard, to no avail. That driver's side rear bag was having none of it. I then went on to try different fixes, such as recalibrating the system. Resetting the manifold, by removing the plug on the manifold. Removing and replacing the fuse. Releasing all the air from the tank and then trying to reinflate the bags. Well nothing worked.

Following all of this I went online to try and get in touch with AirLift Performance, however I couldn't find an email for them upon their site, just a telephone number.

Fortunately, I had an old email address from when I had a problem with my phone connectivity through the app, and the guys at AirLift were trying to help me. It was something to do with the Samsung updates and the Bluetooth connectivity. So I fired off an email, keeping my fingers crossed that someone would reach out.

I tried calling the supplier where I got the Airlift system from, Limebug, however there was no answer and I also emailed Limebug, that was on the 31st May, and they still haven't responded.

I got a pretty quick response from AirLift, so was well pleased, as like I say I wasn't even sure I had the correct address. So over the course of the last few days I have been corresponding with a very helpful guy named Kevin. Kevin has gone through my problem and suggested I try a few things to establish the fault.


My dad and I swapped the RR & RL lines on the manifold as Kevin suggested, and immediately I got a pressure sensor fault.


Upon sending Kevin a few small video's of the fault and what was happening, he asked me to send my original receipt and informed me a new manifold would be sent out under warranty.



So that is where I am at with Myrtle. Hopefully it will just be a case of fitting the new manifold and jobs a good'un.

Getting back to Tango, what a nightmare with delivery of parts. UPS, better known as "Useless Parcel Service" has fucked up yet again. The last 4 deliveries we have had off them, we have had issues each time. This time they haven't even bothered delivering the parts, instead they have decided to send them to some Amazon delivery depot. That is after sending 3 emails of course to say that the parcel was at a local pickup point down at Tanfield at some shop. Go down to the shop and guess what, no parcel.

Back in August of 2020  my mate Brian, the designer of the Bartlett Tendon, sent me a knee over to trial for a few weeks. It was delivered by UPS, well kind of. Now, this knee is probably in the region of 8 to 10K. The delivery driver thought it would be a good idea just to leave it at the back gate.

 

UPS
Oh! I will just leave it here, should be safe???

UPS
It's soooo far to walk all the way to the door, I will just leave it here
 

A week earlier, he had not delivered a parcel, or even bothered to slip a notice in through the letterbox, so I missed a parcel and the sender was not happy as they then had to pay the import duty. Oh! And he also came back with another parcel and decided to leave it on the spoiler of Grandma, my Beetle. The DPD man who was delivering actually saw it, picked it up and delivered it to our door. I mean, imagine if I had gone out in my car, I would never have known it was there.

The bloke down at UPS now knows my dad by sight and just sights when he sees him, LoL.

Saturday, 14 May 2022

Finally got Myrtle's Steel Smoothies done.

Well, that is another job done on Myrtle, having just got her steel smoothie wheels powder coated and new tyres fitted over at The Wheel Specialist in Durham, more on The Wheel Specialist in a moment.

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Myrtle with her Smoothies all coated
 

Those following Myrtle's progress, here upon my blog, will know I bought a brand-new set of 17 inch SMA alloys for Myrtle and the chew on my dad and I had fitting them.  I also wanted a set of steel smoothies and waited ages for Just Kampers to get the 8x15's for the rear. I would have preferred 8x7's but hey they were not available. I bought the new wider wheels, way back around the November of 2020.

8x15 Smoothie
8x15 Smoothie
 

The wider smoothies came in a silver colour. I wanted them gloss black, so always had this as a to-do job. I was unsure of what size tyres to pop on the new rims. When I was on Facebook and using the VW forums, a few people recommended 195's and some others 205's. My dad popped over to a local scrapyard and managed to pick up some second hand tyres, one of each in the sizes, and we experimented with how they looked on the rims. To be honest, I wasn't best pleased with either size, they just looked way too stretched.


Anyhoo over two years passed by with both my old front skinny wheels and my new wide wheels lying in our shed. I then decided to bite the bullet and ordered some Kumho Ecowings for the front and rear. Getting 145/65/15's for the front and 205/60/15's for the rear. Once the tyres arrived, I was again dragging my heels in getting the powder coating done, other financial things occurring, so I kept putting off getting the wheels done. Eventually, after having a good look around and getting various quotes to get the wheels coated, and the tyres fitted, I opted to take them to The Wheel Specialist. This was after a recommendation from Ash over at the General Garage at Anfield Plain.

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Little black & white shot of Myrtle

Firstly I visited the Wheel Specialist's website and got a custom quote, and then the following day I got a courtesy call to inform me of my nearest dealership. As I spoke to the friendly lady on the phone, she transferred me over to the Durham branch and as I explained what my wheels were and what I would like done the helpful advisor informed me that the quote would change slightly as steel wheels require a lot more prep work. I was happy with the quote, which was £278, this was to powder coat the wheels gloss black and then fit the new tyres that I was going to be providing, along with new valves and finally balance the wheels.

VW Beetle 1965  steel smoothies
VW Beetle 1965  steel smoothies

My dad and I dropped the wheels off on the 8th of April and I awaited eagerly for their return. Unfortunately I had to wait a little longer than expected, however this was not the fault of The Wheel Specialist, as when I spoke to the advisor he informed me that he had been having a nightmare getting a hold of new valves for the old 65 rims. Apparently the holes in the rims for the valve are larger than newer type wheels. The new valves are also quite  expensive, at £18 pounds each.

The Wheel Specialist Durham
The Wheel Specialist

The Wheel Specialist Durham
The Wheel Specialist
 

So a little longer waiting, and then  I received a call to say my wheels were ready to pick up, my dad and I headed off to collect them. I was over the moon when I saw the wheels. They look like new, with a very shiny gloss black coating, not only that the tyres I opted for, for on the wider back rims, although stretched look far better than the trial ones my dad and I experimented with from the scrapyard.

VW Beetle 1965  steel smoothies Coated
Wheels now coated in the back of Ern's mobile skip

VW Beetle 1965  steel smoothies
New hubcap clips to rivet in place

Upon getting the wheels home, I had to order some new hubcap clips. When these arrived, my dad pop riveted them in place. This was instead of using the rivets that came with the clips. Just meant less trying to tap the rivets in place with a hammer and accidentally chipping any of the coating. Wow! Getting the hubcaps over the new clips was a right pain. Originally, we didn't think they were going to fit. You see, we have secured studs into the hubs of Myrtle, rather than using bolts. It just makes it that much easier to mount each wheel when changing them. What we were concerned about was that the wheel nuts would prevent the hubcaps from sitting in place, as the studs are that bit longer than an original wheel bolt. I am also running 1-inch spacers on Myrtle, and she has the short axles which came on the swing axle 65's.

VW Beetle 1965  steel smoothies
Much happier with the Kumho and how they look on rims


Classic VW Beetle Steel Smoothies
Full set of wheels coated

Myrtle can air up and air down, and there is no catching of the inner or outer wing lip, with the 1-inch spacers and the 8 x 15's fitted. 

We had a few technical issues on today's drive to get some petrol from Cost Co and when parking up at Waldridge Fell to take some photo's, in that Myrtle appears to be a lot lower on her driver's side rear. I think it is because she has been standing so long, not getting used, the old girl is just a bit stiff. I will try and get out in her a lot more and work on getting used to this clutch adaption I have had fitted, so that I can drive her as an amputee.

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Myrtle VW Beetle, 1965

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Myrtle aired out on the grass

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Myrtle 65

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Myrtle 65

Myrtle VW Beetle 1965
Myrtle 65

Almost the end, a little feedback about The Wheel Specialist. They offer a first class service, the staff are very friendly and know their stuff. The quality of their work is first class and as mentioned their turn around is quick, it was just unfortunate that the valves for my wheels were hard to source. I was pleasantly surprised that the quote remained the same, and that I didn't get charged for any extras, as in the valves. Oh! And a very nice touch is the aftercare, you get a 12-month warranty and I also got 2 friendly reminders via email to check my wheel nuts, after driving my car, as the wheels need to bed in with the new coating applied.


If I require rims refurbished, coated etc I will most definitely be visiting these guys again.


Oh! And to finish off, to save me writing another blog.... Poor Tango, my Smart Car is unwell. After driving along the front of the RVI the other week when I had finished work. Approaching the roundabout near Exhibition Park, poor Tango broke something on her front suspension, following falling down a huge crater of a hole or bump in the road. I have spoken to lots of my colleagues at work, and they all say the same about this stretch of road, it's a nightmare, and know the exact place.

Smart  Fortwo 451 Tango
Oh! The Wheel dear poor Tango

Smart  Fortwo 451 Tango
New wishbone fitted

Smart  Fortwo 451 Tango
Poor wee Tango
 

Anyhoo Tango is laid up in our backyard...disassembled, as my dad and I attempt to reconstruct her. Tango has snapped her driver's side front spring, and it has gouged her tyre. So I had to get a new one, Grrrrrr! Still loads of tread on the old one. Upon closer inspection as she is getting on a bit, 11 years old now, we decided to fit new dampers/struts, a damper rebuild kit, new springs, drop links, ball joints and bottom wish bones, oh and brake dust backplates, so quite a tidy sum.


Going to have to use Myrtle for work tomorrow, so hope she behaves herself and not too cold in the morning as no heaters, LoL